low tide slide
this term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the sp-ckle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.
i couldn’t leave my -ss remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.
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