low two


a low two is when a man’s b-lls smack a female’s bottom during a celebratory final thrust after great s-x. like a high five.
l: we had to low two after s-x last night; it was that good. b-lls deep with a satisfying smack!
rather than a high five, the low two is when you b-tt b-mp someone.
in modern family, cameron says to jay “oh sure when you’re gay you just walk around giving b-tt b-mps to everybody… it’s like a high five, it’s a low two”
similar to a high-five, the low two is when two dudes’ b-lls slap together in the act of double penetrating a woman.
yo, jeff, gimme a low two, cause this hood-rat can take it to the base!

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