Lowell

lowell is a historic mill town in m-ssachusetts and one of the first industrialized cities in the united states. many of the old mill buildings have since been converted into lofts.

since its founding, lowell has been an ethnically diverse town and that tradition continues to this day. from the irish fleeing from the potato famine to the cambodian immigrants of today, a promise of a better life has brought people to lowell from all around the world to lowell for almost 200 years.

lowell sits upon the confluence of the concord and merrimack rivers. along with its many c-n-ls and historic downtown, walking tours are an excellent way to get to know the city.

lowell is rich with local flavor and while often outshined by much larger boston, is one of the cultural centers of new england with its growing and vibrant art scene. with events such as the lowell folk festival, the southeast asian water festival, and the many celebrations of jack kerouac, lowell has much to offer anyone choosing to visit and a multifaceted and unique community for those who choose to make it home.
how many market baskets are there in lowell?
s-xy, funny, smart, handsome, intoxicating, irresistable and a pain in the -ss.
he is exactly what i want in a guy. why can’t everyone be a lowell
lowell is a city in m-ssachusetts. lowell is famous for its mills and multiple gang fights. there are about 35 dunkin’ donuts and only three dunkin’ donuts employees who speak english. if you go to high school, you go to lowell high. it is typical for a student of lowell high school to skip cl-ss to go to arthur’s diner to get a boott mill, which is a breakfast sandwich made up of 99% grease. if you go to the voke (the joke), no one cares about you. typically, if you are white and graduate you most likely end up going to um-ss.

famous author jack kerouac was born and raised in lowell and pretty much everyone pretends to like him even though they never have read “on the road”. ed mcmahon was born there, too.

a lot of the roads downtown are made out of cobblestones, which is really annoying considering everyone drives a civic. most of the year the downtown area is full of homeless people until the lowell folk festival comes along and every suburbanite (from chelmsford, westford, andover, etc.) bravely steps into the city.

it is typical for a citizen of lowell to have witnessed a drug deal, shooting, or arrest atleast ten times throughout the year.
“welcome to maaahket basket, where you get more for your dollah!”- term everyone in lowell loves to hear

“let’s go to the packie and then head over to fort hill and get wicked hammered!”- lowell high student
h-m-nym for popular internet abbreviation “lol”. typically used ironically by people wishing to express amus-m-nt textually but who abhor internet slang. can be combined with proper names to add to the irony.
“…so i said, that’s not a particle accelerator, that’s my wife!”

“elizabeth lowell”
first of all, i live in lowell m-ssachusetts and you dont see “atleast ten shootings a year” ive lived there for 18 years and havent heard a gun shot. not to say that it doesnt happen on occasion. most people like to get high and drive around on blunt rides and get wasted. its a nice place to live so stop wit all that stereotypical bull.
“lets go get a gram and go smoke”
“lets go to simons and hang out and rev our engines all night” bridge st and the boulevard are spots in lowell that never sleep. you will always see people walking no matter what time of night
a large non-cancerous fatty tumor in the scr-t-m of inbred rednecks.
“hey cooter, check this durn thing out!”

“keeter, i gander ya’ got three nuts.”

“yeah, i reckon it’s a lowell in my sack.”
lowell is a city in m-ssachussetts. it’s known for it’s art, culture, and ethnic diversity. visiting there you will find cambodians, greeks, puerto- ricans, white kids, etc. the oscar winning film the fighter was shot in downtown lowell. it’s a pretty violent place with gangs and many shootings in centralville and the highlands. in downtown, drugs and homeless is everywhere, while on appleton st. prost-tutes are easy to find. in belvidere, ghetto white families rule with their normal, sn-bby lifestyle. tip: it sucks -ss there. lowell is also a historical place known for the many mills in downtown and some are converted into luxery apartments. lowell hates dracut but the dracut ppl still come to the folk festival every year
katy: let’s go to the bars in lowell!
jacky: sorry, there was a gang shooting last nite, we better steer clear

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