Lozz
an extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.
he is smart and hot in equal measure.
also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.
men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.
girl 1: hey babe, look at that hot hairy s-x monkey over there…..
girl 2: i heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..
girl 1: oh my god, he’s such a lozz.. i want him
an alteration of “lol” and “lulz.” lozz means you are laughing so hard that you want to scream, as if a man with long, crooked fingers is tickling you.
in fact, this man might have a crack nail or two.
via text:
jim: are you coming tonight?
amy: is dave gonna be there?
jim: of course.
amy: then no, he smells funny.
jim: lozz, so funny
to throw,to chuck, to launch…..to lozz
i know i she was upset when she lozzed my dinner at me!
the copper got injured when they started lozzing bricks at him
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