lsfi
lsfi: let sh-t f-ck itself. let things take care of themselves, especially if they are cr-ppy things that one is not too interested in taking care of anyway. alternatively, could also mean let those things go to h-ll, i.e. not take care of themselves, ‘just don’t bother me about them because i couldn’t care less about them’.
variants include ltsfi, which can stand for let this sh-t f-ck itself, or let that sh-t f-ck itself. a more aggressive variant is ltsfm – let that sh-t f-ck me. this slightly changes the connotation from things just going to h-ll, to things becoming an active problem in one’s own life, scr-w-ng with one.
dude: “man, did you hear britney b-tching out taylor in front of vanessa?! i mean, vanessa is taylor’s bff! sh-t’s going to hit the fan when this gets back to taylor! what are we gonna do if britney throws a hissy fit and bombs our gig??”
otherdude: “man, relax, it’s not our problem. lsfi.”
guy1: “dude, your bank account if overdrawn, your credit card is near its limit, and you have barely 10 dollars in your wallet… hadn’t you better get your sh-t together??”
guy2: “meh, forget it man. ltsfm.”
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