Lubbock Clap
also know as std contracted from any species of texas tech sororiwh-r-dom that thinks as long as she can’t remember the act of intercourse it didn’t happen.
ka to his buddies: ‘last month i f-cked “fill in trite sorority girl name” & now i’ve got the lubbock clap. so i have to take pennicillin for the next xx days.’
-if anyone can find the link to the rap song i would appreciate it, i can’t find it-
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