#lubelife
1) a state of mind, body, and soul that transcends man-made limitations,
2) a lifestyle of limitless exploration,
3) a sh-t-ton of s-x-lube.
p-ssing excellence is the first sign you’re living the #lubelife.
sh-tting a gold brick is the highest #lubelife level seen to date (11/10/2017).
#lubelife, great for f-cking.
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“should we wait in line or just get bottles? f-ck it, let’s live the #lubelife.”
“grab your best friend and your mom. i got the #lubelife.”
“my girlfriend was #lubelife’n last night. the bottle became a toy.”
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q: “how much did that cost?” a: “i don’t know.” (implied #lubelife reference)
q: “have you heard of #lubelife? what is it?” a: (question-recipient begins choking out the question-poser. no words were spoken)
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