Lucario
a pokemon that was cloned from a fusion clone machine. lucario is a mix of chuck norris and a wolf. it is said that it truly only kicks -ss because of his aura. its aura is a powerful mistic blue crimson explosion of lights expanding through out the skys. regigigas is its rival for a while they hated each other. also when in contact with a pikachu, lucario tends to kick it in the b-lls.
mike: my lucario owned your pikachu like if chuck norris had no arms.
bobby: yea… maybe because your lucario kicked my pikachu in the b-lls.
pikachu: -runs around like a chicken with its head cut off and crys like a baby-
lucario: you are just a little n00bbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mike: i wish you get a tougher pokemon.
pikachu: hax! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax!-bleeds-
a blue and black kick-@$$ pok’emon from the shinou region. it is the star of the ninth or tenth pok’emon movie: lucario and the mystery of mew. it can do a sweet move called wave guiding bomb. it can be found in pokemon diamond and pearl. steel/fighting
lucario, wave guiding bomb!!!
basically a pokemon version of chuck norris. an anubis pokemon that specializes the power of the aura and has some kick -ss potentials. lucario also appeared in super smash bros. brawl as a playable character where he kicks more -ss when takes more damage. contrary to most popular belief, lucario is not goku.
witness lucario’s power of the aura!
the son of lucas and mario from super smash bros. brawl.
lucario: “the aura is with me!”
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