lucifer’s lettuce
a comical term for marijuana
bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
“johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!”
johnny: “yes ho now f-ck off.”
bible thumpin dad: “sweet jesus thats lucifer’s lettuce!!!”
johnny: “meh.”
(coughs)
marijuana, weed, gr-ss, pot.
man, i cant find my stash of lucifers’ lettuce.
aka. marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. hash oil
lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man man!!! itll melt you to the couch man
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