Lucky santa
when someone sh-ts in a box and then wraps it up and gives it to someone as a present. the reciever of the present will be unaware that in the gift wrapped box is a big t-rd, until they unwrap it and the smell hits them.
little billy awoke on christmas morning and ran down stairs in glee. he looked under the tree to find a huge mountain of presents. he picked up the biggest one and started tearing off the paper in excitment. he opned the box and inside was a stale old heap of human feces. billy’s father stood and laughed while his son cried at the horrific gift. “hope you liked my lucky santa, son.” exclaimed billys father.
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