lucky shit
derogatory way of referring to lucky star, a slice of life anime revolving around the lives of four j-paneses school girls.
my friend won’t stop watching lucky sh-t, he even memorized that stupid song at the end.
like seinfeld lucky sh-t is a show about nothing, except that because i don’t happen to a j-panese school girl i can’t relate with any of it.
when you take a sh-t and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no sh-t on the toilet paper. this is a lucky thing so don’t take it likely you selfish b-st-rd.
(man 1) hey man, it must be my lucky day, i just took a sh-t and wiped and my -ss was clean! i just had a lucky sh-t…
(man 2) you lucky b-st-rd.
when you go to take a dump, and after your first wipe you notice there is nothing on the toilet paper. you are then free to proceed to b-tton your pants back up and go along with your day.
lucky sh-ts are extremely convenient, quick, and clean, but unfortunately just as rare.
“dude i need to take a mad sh-t, hurry up!”
“don’t worry i’m almost done. i’m having a lucky sh-t today.”
lucky sh-t
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