Ludditis
from luddite, a person who is anti-technology and enjoys things just as they are. a person who is too dumb, impatient, or lazy to use new technology is described as having a bad case of ludditis
14-year old: hey mom look at this cool new app i downloaded on my phone
mom: get that thing away from me! you know i have no idea what you’re talking about.
14-year old: hey dad look at this cool new app.
dad: you heard your mother, get it out of here
14-year old: jeez the olds have a really bad case of ludditis
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