Luigi’s Mansion
a cutesy survival-horror game starring luigi, from the super mario series. one of the gamecube’s launch t-tles. not that bad of a game.
i think nintendo created a whole new genre of survival horror.
teh best gamecube game that was ever produced. starts out with luigi being lured into one of them internet giveaways. hw won a mansion. little did he know it was full of gostssss!!! he goes in mansion, goes up stairs, finds old man with crazy vacuum, tells luigi wat do with vacuum, plays gameboy, humps furniure for rewards, trips over ghost mice, gets raped by boolossus, gets raped a second time by bowser and king boo, and finally saves mario. he gives mario a kick in the b-lls and earns around 4 million. luigi now resides in a tent on a hill.
gameplay in luigi’s mansion:
mario: luigi!!! save me!!
luigi:-humps random furniture- oh yeah! hrrrr oh yeah!
-coins and bills fly out of dresser
pure and true definition of sh-t
that’s right i said it…
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