Luke-ass
a crazy awesome, super bad-ss. for unknown reasons uses the phrase “fo sho” a lot. a bit promiscuous would be an understatement as his best friend has told him he can no longer have contact with any of her friends, because he has slept with them all. still the most awesome person to know and hang out with.
charity: i love my bestie but he needs to stay away from the beezys.
luke–ss: where the beezys!?!
charity: you did them all!
luke–ss: fo sho
charity: fo sheez
luke–ss: i love you bestie!
charity: i love you too!
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