Luke, I am your father
incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween luke skywalker and darth vader in “the empire strikes back”.
the correct quotation is “no, i am your father.”
vader: obi-wan never told you what happened to your father.
luke: he told me enough! he told me you killed him.
vader: no, i am your father.
luke: nooooooooooooooooooo etc
a line never delivered in a star wars movie.
it was actually, “no, i am your father,” as it was part of a conversation.
the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it is luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the cl-ssic f-cking movies. not the f-cking bullsh-t new ones.
vader: obi wan never told you what happened to your father.
luke: he told me enough, he told me you killed him!
vader: no luke, i am your father.
luke: no! thats not true! thats impossible!!!
the climax to a certain situation. usaully preceded by the “luke…”
1. in the movie “friday”, the “luke, i am your father” is when, craig whoops deebo’s -ss. yeaahh!!!
2. the “luke i am your father” of slim bavis’s life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.
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