Lukeism
an intricate religion whereby there is an excessive worship of luke.
courtney is the main worshipper and other people will follow the teachings of luke under courtneys guidance.
james: i’m christian
courtney: well you’re going to h-ll. unless you join lukeism now
james: let’s do it !!
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