lukey pokey
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the art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey b-my w-nk. you must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey… many people who attempt this don’t get the two fingers up.
guy 1: did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs…. i bet he was going for a lukey pokey
guy 2: doubt it…. it’s not a lukey pokey if you can’t get 2 fingers up
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