lulspeak
the extensive use of noob asian typing such as “c u den” instead of “see you then” or “sumsing wong?” instead of “something wrong?”
“oh my f-xing gawd, eye can knot bee-leaf he let dat gurl sux his eggroll last night, mang.”
“stop using lulspeak, f-ggot.”
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