lumbar sweats
profuse sweating of the lower back that signals in the words of dave chappelle “i had to take a dump, i had to take a dump immediately.” if a dump is not taken, the lumbar sweats can lead to an embarr-ssing sweat stain on the upper but crack region of clothing.
lumbar sweats are going ham right now
ben: dude did you sit on something wet?
steve: nah i gotta take a sh-t really bad,
lumbar sweats are going ham right now
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