Lumber
a scottish word for a date
i’m going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like jimmy
a group of fat girls.
no that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.
when you got “wood” or a b-n-r
man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on
a word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.
1. yo lemme see your lumber, it’s black right?
2. need some help addin’ lube to your lumber? i got the pine tar right here.
3. whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight… at the game.
a wooden baseball bat
he took his lumber and left the field.
an acoustic guitar
“man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber.”
“huh?”
marijuana
i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren’t many abundant forests in the area.
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