lumberback


when you have vigorous, testerone fueled s-xual intercourse with an individual wearing nothing but a flannel and a beanie. the tempo if said intercourse is supposed to match that of the felling of 90 year old oak trees, when an -rg-sm is reached “timber” is usually groaned out.
i bought my boyfriend a flannel for christmas and i’ve been getting lumberbacked ever since.

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