Lumberjack Hippie


a relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or c–n skin cap, and beard. they prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
the fleet foxes show last night was full of smelly lumberjack hippies.

Read Also:

  • Lump of chub

    an overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power. yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin’ “we are family, even though your fatter then me

  • Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

    a reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform. from a quote from the movie donnie darko. sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls […]

  • cleopatra

    the last macedonian king in egypt, her and the ptolmey dynasty were direct desendants of alexander the greats general lagus. also beleived to be one of the most exoticly beautiful women in all of the ancient world wow that girl’s so pretty she could be cleopatra, hmmm she must be macedonian then (n.) a female […]

  • lumpy throat

    the act of a man being afraid to talk to a woman. his throat gets dry and he can’t speak. aaww you lumpy throat s.-.b. quit being afraid and talk to her.

  • cleveland shag nasty

    described as a dirty ole’ wh-r- or h-m- who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their -sses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person. bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty sh-t stains all over george’s -ss and realized that he had been giving […]


Disclaimer: Lumberjack Hippie definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.