Lumberjack Smack
a highly technical s-xual move pioneered by the lumberjacks of tennessee. a heavily built, extraordinarily strong lumberjack takes hold of his t-st-cl- sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. then, when maximum velocity is reached, the lumberjack screams a lumberjack scream “timber!” and smacks the cl-torial region of his female partner with his fast moving t-st-cl-s. if done properly, the female partner’s cry can be heard from the mississippi river.
after a long day of sweating and being strong, larry the lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his b-tch the lumberjack smack.
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