lumberton

lumberdump; a place with nothing at all. alot of rednecks that are pretty cool. consists of nothing. alot of country area. people mainly drive jacked up chevys and gmcs.
do you live in lumberton? where is that?
lumberton, new jersey. a cursed place, whose residents may never leave new jersey.
dude: hey, where do you live?
lumbertonian: lumberton.
dude: where’s that?
lumbertonian: h-ll.
a 409 area code, dry, town in texas, that is really small, and has little to do, but to stare at traffic lights or go to wal-mart.
person 1: hey i’m coming to lumberton this weekend, what’s going on?

person 2: ummm, idk, wanna go to wal-mart?
a small texas town that consists of 94.5 % white population. the population of this community has been increasing as the ever growing problem of corrupt school officials and rising crime in the surrounding beaumont areas flourish. known as a bedroom community, most citizens of lumberton drive 50-75miles a day to go to work in the industrial sections of southern jefferson county, as they only sleep in lumberton due to the worry of having their home invaded in the middle of the night by beaumont and port arthur’s finest citizens. most of these fine and upstanding citizens of the above mentioned cities are “products of their environment” and blame most of the problems in their day to day lives on the -ssumption that “we didn’t land on plymouth rock, plymouth rock landed on us”. the citizens of this small community are mainly white, employed, well armed, and will put a rather large additional suck hole in your worthless -ss for intruding into their well furnished and very nice neighborhoods to loot and plunder for items to be taken back to beaumont and port arthur. these items are prized in the highly established and affluent north and south end neighborhoods of beaumont.
ta’seandrick washington : sh-t dog, you think we be goin up to lumberton tonight to do a little lootin’ yo?

d’andre jackson : h-ll naw nukka, them boyz out dere be poppin’ caps and sh-t when dey be seein a black man. man, they had quannell x all up in that piece when another brotha was killed up there leavin’ a white girls house and wrecked in a ditch. they bussted them tazers out on his azz and errthang. his moms and sh-t was on tv tombout she gonna get the nbaacp involved son…we ain’t goin no where nere’ dem white boys. we gone have to wait until they come to beaumont or p/a to get our jack on dog..
lumberton, texas
a small town with a lot of people.
snooty girls and jock guys.
not what you would expect in a hick town(:
tons of entertaining fights at school.
not much to do in luberton but sit back and watch all the drama happening.
“welcome to lumberton”
size: 8 mi. long
population: 8,000
let me give the real definition of lumberton.
“the country jersey sh-r-”
-most of the girls’ hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-no one in this small hick -ss town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-pretty much everyone shares some kind of std.
-don’t expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-none of the guys own shirts or shoes.
it’s pretty much the new vidor in southeast texas.
dude 1- “man i totally banged this lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo sh-t is coming out of my d-ck.”
dude 2- “dude… she’s from lumberton?”
dude 1- “yeah bro.”
dude 2- “you have the lumberton curse dude.”
dude 1- “lumberton curse..?”
dude 2-“you caught clamydia you dumbf-ck.”
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