Lumbrarian
a lumbrarian is a cross between a librarian and a lumberjack. it is a girl who wears their hair in a bun with gl-sses and looks put together from the neck up, but from the neck down wears a flannel and general manly lumberjack attire.
wow, take a look at that lumbrarian chopping up books over there.
is that a lumbrarian? is she using the dewey decimal system to organize that lumber?
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