Lump
to fail to have s-x with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection
“yo joe, did you hook up with martine last night?”
“yeah, but i lumped her, so she was pretty upset”
1. a great song by the presidents of the united states of america.
2. someone who does nothing but sit around.
lump is a great song.
see humps
as in “black eyed peas” song my humps, refers to br–sts and all of a lady’s curves
omgsh, he said he loves my lumps.
#lumps #lmups #humps #ahahahahaha #black eyed peas
protrusions from the body especially in reference to female body parts.
fergie: “my lovely lady lumps”
#b–bs #-ss #t-ts #br–sts #b-tt
a small m-ss of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless m-ss; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. often described as looking similarly to a b-mp.
“there is a lump of earwax in my eye.”
originated from a great song ent-tled “lump” by 90s band presidents of the usa, the slang term lump refers to anything good, bad or in between. for instance, lump may be used instead of gnarly, funky, cool, awesome or radical, for example “that hair-do is outrageously lump right now!”. despite this, the word may also be employed in a bad manner, replacing words such as c-nt, f-ck, t-tties, sl-t, wh-r- or quite simply, “bad”. you go lump lump lump. it really depends on the context in which lump is used in, as sometimes this word may be misinterpreted. be careful, lump is a valuable weapon capable of lump destruction!!!!!!!!
you are looking reasonably lump today my darling 😉 (used in a positive context)
or
you god d-mn lump! (used in a negative context)
#c-nt #f-ck #t-tties #sl-t #wh-r- #ganga #eshayz #lad #minger #gnarly #funky #cool #awesome #radical #outrageous!
a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for s-x by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy
hey, is sean going to bring his lump over tonight? doesn’t he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?
someone who tries to make fun of another but ends up offending every single person in this world using baseless accusations.
“that guy tried to make fun of me but ended up being a lump.
#lumpy #nose #racist #relegionist #-sshole
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