Lump on a blog


a lazy fat -ss do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and kfc while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on “b-mp on a log” saying.
ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the m-sses

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