Lumphao
basically the internet term lmf–, but since some people use it so much they tend to say “lmf–” and sound it out as lumphao
internet:
jack: hey ugly i love you
jill: lmf– youre weird
in person:
jack: hey jill i just got out of jail lets have kids
jill: lumphao youre still weird
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