Lumpy Pumpkin


the act of eating cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your b-lls.

after a fine cheese coating, m-st-rb-t- and coat your b-lls with a delicious s-m-n glaze.

from there, dip your b-lls into the -n-s of your lover.
when my girlfriend was asleep, i decided to finish off her bag of cheetos, as well as myself. perfect time to give her the old lumpy pumpkin.

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