Lumpy Queef


this is similar to a normal queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the v-g-n-.

the “lumpy” side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bl–dy mess.
man 1: dude, i was banging amy last night while she was on her period and i’m not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy sh-t came out all over my b-lls!

man 2: i’m not sure if i’m really turned on by that or sickened… sounds like a right lumpy queef though!

man 1: i haven’t washed them if you want to see…

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