lunar surface
1. the presence of past acne scars which left ‘pock marks’, or ‘scar dimples’ in his/her skin.
2. rough features of the face or body, noticeable to the eye either from a distance or close up, possibly tinged a different hue from natural skin tone but noticeable; whether by sight or touch; under any form of make-up, or in any amount of light.
guy # 1– “that strip club might have been the darkest one i have ever been to but star and jewl were rockin!!!”
guy # 2– “it was darker than average because all the strippers had lunar surface. i watched her body to man but then i f-cked up and looked at her face. i think i saw where the moon rover was parked.”
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