lung asthma cancer
guy 1: dude! i’m dying…
guy 2: i don’t care unless it’s of something major
guy 1: dude! lung asthma cance- *gasp!!!!!*-r
guy 2: is that even a thing?
guy 1: *currently twitching on the floor* ;-;
guy 2: should i cal 911? oh wait…
dude why are you gasping so much? you ok?
no… i have lung asthma cancer ;-;
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