luoma
a man with a incredibly small, thin p-n-s, see also asian p-n-s
girl: oh my god this guy i f-cked was such a luoma. his d-ck was only like 2 inches long … hard!
other girl: i’m glad i didn’t f-ck a luoma!
feces attached to your -n-s hairs
he has mad luoma
a purple armadillo wielding a magic keytar. a luoma will become agitated if it are not fed tacobell (perferably a crunchwrap supreme) at least once every week. a luoma is also someone who hates girls who are obessed with tanning and water.
a luoma will never abandon the people it loves, and if lucky, it will play keytar for them.
me: “dude! what is that sweet music?”
you: “that is luoma, the coolest purple armadillo in town.”
me: “golly gee! i didn’t know armadillos could play keytar like that!”
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