Lurjik
slang for allergic.
a terrible abomination and sure sign of the degeneration of the english language; lurjik is often used when speaking quickly, effectively reducing the number of pr-nounced syllables by one. while the use of lurjik may allow for quicker conversations among degenerates, it has been clinically proven to be an effective repellent of intellectual hoes and the more intelligent sugar mommas. lurjik has proved popular primarily among those who abuse speeders, as they generally have an insatiable desire to interject and speak as fast as possible at all times, as well as use run-on sentences much like this one. use wisely.
-no get it away from me i f-cking told you i’m f-cking lurjik to that sh-t you f-cking d-ck!
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