Lurktastic


something very appealing to lurks, these often result in m-ssive fapattacks after a cl-ster blubbing sesh. a lurktastic may be anything from a female that they would like to lurk on, or a male that they would like to be friends with, but end up lurking anyway.
beau found matt and andy lurktastic but as a result they became scared when he asked them to go cl-ster blubbing with him and michael, and when they refused, beau had a m-ssive fapattack.

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