Luwanna
a women of such surp-ssing beauty, the sun stands still to shine on her. her smile will hypnotize you, and her laugh intoxicate you. you never want to look directly in her eyes or she’ll be able to read your every thought, and it will always be of her. it’s true, to know her is to love her, but it’s better for you to not, because after loving her, you can never love another.
father says of new born baby girl “and her name shall be luwanna, and the world will be hers”
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