Lying Camel
a woman involved in a relationship with someone who’s occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has s-x with others as soon as he leaves town.
lucy; “your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
charles; “but she promised me when it came to s-x she’s like a camel!”
lucy; “wow! what a lying camel!”
a woman involved in a long distance relationship or relationship where the others job requires being away out of town for weeks or months, (ie; armed forces, sales person, executive, etc.) and says she can go without s-xual relations for long periods of time, but lies and is unfaithful during that period.
him: “wait for me? – her: “baby when it comes to s-x i’m like a camel. i can go a long time without it.”
she said she would wait for me, but that lying camel messed around on me and got pregnant.
i left for a couple weeks and found out the lying camel cheated on me while i was away.
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