Lyman
a male teacher over the age of 35 who is obsessed with the female students(usually between 10th and 12th grade), which leads him to try to have s-x with them
teacher – “gina, meet me after cl-ss, if you want that extra credit”
gina’s friend – “that dude is a lyman, stay away and call the cops”
the word lymans is used primarily when someone is blatantly lying. when you know for sure they are lying just shout it out.
person 1 “mate i got a new car”
person 2 “lymans!! you have still got a sh-t piece nova”
person 1 “oh yea!!! sorry”
an insult used to call someone stupid, dumb, annoying, etc.
“that guy is a total lyman.”
“you lyman! you ate all our cheese!”
a sickness that gives you a rash all over your face, and repulses women. (see also cr-p-bag)
i can’t come into work today bob, i’ve got lyman’s disease
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