Lynchburg, Virginia
a small city / large town in southwestern virginia. it can be said this is the region that time forgot. very little changes here and not a recommended area to live if you have some vivaciousness and sp-nk in you.
unfortunately lynchburg’s most notable resident is the late jerry falwell and his founded inst-tution of biased higher learning, liberty university, an evangelical college.
social progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in lynchburg so be wary.
and has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? yes? ok, good.
mr. t and me are strolling down a street in lynchburg, virginia one afternoon, trying to find something to do. a woman comes walking down the street.
me: excuse me miss, but what is there to do in lynchburg?
woman: well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.
me: so living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?
woman: but lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!
mr. t starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.
woman: did i say something wrong?
mr. t: i pitty the fool that say that one more time!! one more time!!
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