Lynnwood

a high school in a suburb of lynnwood, washington.

it is known as the worst high school out of all schools in edmonds school district (behind mountlake terrace, meadowdale, and edmonds-woodway).

all of its sports suck, except for girl’s basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).

even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
the majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching p-rnorgraphy during cl-ss.
there’s not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.

in conclusion, lynnwood high school is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.

no one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.
-in a regional high school meeting-
teacher: now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: my name is bob and i come from lynnwood high school.

-student 2 whispers to his friends-: it’s that ghetto school

-family on zillow searching for a new house-
wife: honey, isn’t this house pretty good?
husband: ye- wait no! the -ssigned high school is lynnwood high school. we can’t let our son go to that school.
a town in washington state that no one knows about.
guy: where you from?!
you: lynnwood.
guy: where dat?!
located in the 425 this seattle suburb isn’t that bad of a place to live. fun house parties and good dro what more could a young guy ask for? not as stuck up as the muk or dedmonds cause our families work for ours. that being said there are some scammers to watch out for. oh and watch out for fake -ss edmonds hippies they never got the good dro. they’re just some fake -ss rich kids tryna rebel.
what’s poppin’ in edmonds?

not sh-t, just the beach. that’s why it’s called dedmonds.

let’s find a party in lynnwood get stupid drunk and blow dro all night
the land of the 425.a sick -ss town in washington. not exactly the ghetto, but we don’t got any richkids over here. you could go hangout in p-ssy-ss edmonds or b-tch-ss mukilteo, or you could hang in the lynnhood. see “gangsters”. and contrary to popular belief there are not that many asians here, especially not at alderwood mall.
guy 1-“yo lynnwood is the sh-t”
p-ssy/richkid/guy who lives in edmonds-“no! someone might try to steal my mercedes benz! let’s go edmonds and watch the ferrys!”
guy1-“p-ssy.”
a city in washington that thinks they are better than their surrounding cities like edmonds or mukilteo, but it really just sucks.
f-ck lynnwood lets go hang in edmonds