lyons, nebraska
a small town filled with rich -ssholes and the few kids who aren’t sh-tting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they’re emo/lesbian.
“you live in lyons, nebraska?”
“yeah!”
“jesus christ stay away from me you freak.”
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- cheese stringing  a term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way. in a frenzied moment of bedroom p-ssion, jim grabbed hold of tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing . 
- weafy  a stupid name for a gr-ss pokémon person 1:do you like bulbasaur? person2: yup, he’s weafy 
- hard hat drinking  when you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you. there will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays 
- latrend  a latrend is somebody who is always late to trends mike – “hey! do you want to come round to mine to do bottle flips later?” steve – “bottle flips?! mike you’re such a latrend that’s so old!” mike – “:(” steve – “go away lt!” 
