lyrical whiplash
when the musical genome project on pandora decides to throw completely random songs into your very specific music station.
i was rocking to some angry pantera when suddenly pandora launched into the beach boys…i got lyrical whiplash from the sudden change in genre. how the f— does their server think those are related?
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