Lysdexia
a humorous way of saying dyslexia, with some stereotypical misspellings.
i think george the data-entry guy has lysdexia; he can never type in numbers correctly.
4 more definitions
1. the dyslexic way to say dyslexia
2. the yoda way to say it
i’m lysdexic, lysdexia have i.
a condition where one can read words correctly but spells or speaks them in a jumbled manner.
“i can’t wait to visit yew nork!” “omg! you have lysdexia!”
a verbal expression imitating, and thus demonstrating, the physical manifestation of dyslexia phonetically.
“i suffer from lysdexia”
“please excuse my momentary lysdexia, what i meant to say was….”
!!aixelsyd sah hsub egroeg a problem where you yas/epyt/od everything wordsback.
im lysdexic not! dyslexics of the world… untie!!
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