lytle

smartest spectroscopist alive.
creator of mathcad.
“lytle is a man to be feared.”
main entry: 1ly•tle

pr-nunciation: \ˈly-tle, ˈlietol-\

function: adjective

etymology: middle french lytle, from latin lytleus, from lytlēre to be dumb, astonishing low level of intelligence — more at type

1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : brutish

2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid

3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless

4 a : lacking interest or point b : vexatious, exasperating

— ly•tlely adverb

— ly•tle•ness noun
man lacking in power to judge character of females. lytle implies a slow-witted or dazed state of mind that may be either congenital or temporary in financial affairs < lytle just keeping the c-nts rich> . dull suggests a slow or sluggish mind such as results from no game, depression, or lack of confidence.> dense implies a thickheaded imperviousness to ideas from friends that care but susceptible to manipulation from c-ntilias in the rodent family . cr-ss suggests a grossness of mind precluding discrimination or delicacy . dumb applies to an exasperating obtuseness or lack of comprehension of women’s manipulations < that was rather lytlely of you to miss your plane this morning.>
to make a bet, either due to alcohol-driven bravado or a mistaken estimation of ability, so ridiculous that you finally capitulate and pay up without even undertaking the activity that is the subject of the bet.
uaw member #1: “why are wearing daisy dukes and a half-cut t-shirt into our bar? you sweet or somethin’?”

uaw member #2: “turn around, boy, so i can see the back of your shirt.”

thin guy: “dudes, seriously. he lytled a bet. please let him live. i need that shirt for the wall in my office.”
main entry: 1ly·tle

pr-nunciation: \ˈly-tle, ˈlietol-\
function: adjective

etymology: middle french lytle, from latin lytleus, from lytlēre to be dumb, astonishing low level of intelligents — more at type

1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : brutish
2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid
3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless
4 a : lacking interest or point b : vexatious, exasperating

— ly·tlely adverb

— ly·tle·ness noun
man lacking in power to judge character of females. stupid implies a slow-witted or dazed state of mind that may be either congenital or temporary in financial affairs . dull suggests a slow or sluggish mind such as results from no game, depression, or lack of confidence.> dense implies a thickheaded imperviousness to ideas from friends that care but suseptable to manipulation from c-ntilias in the rodent family . cr-ss suggests a grossness of mind precluding discrimination or delicacy . dumb applies to an exasperating obtuseness or lack of comprehension of women’s manipulations

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