Lyttleitis
the fear of superglue, often expressed by the manipulation of facial muscles to convey a mixture of disgust and genuine fear; usually whilst partic-p-ting in a group activity where angry bird models are made.
-super gluing feathers to a model angry bird-
-high pitched scream is heard-
person 1: oh my gosh, what was that?
person 2: that’s the sound of lyttleitis
person 1: lyttleitis?
person 2: yes, lyttleitis.
person 1: what’s lyttleitis?
person 2: what you just heard.
person 1: what did i just hear?
person 2: the fear of superglue contained in a scream.
person 1: the fear of superglue?
person 2: yes; lyttleitis.
person 1: that’s a bit naff.
person 2: don’t be so lyttleitisist.
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