Lyzette Main


a moderatly strange girl with a facination for happy meal toys.

godbless the poor demented thing.
i luv rakishi…… oops i mean rafiki
hey this is lyzette an i just wanna clarify that i am not a stalker (that was in an american accent by the way)!!!
ya i no i aint no stalker!!
(much) lol
also known as lynette by sully, lyks 2 sit off in bathrooms n kitchens and lyks 2 stair surf. luv ya definition christafish too true!!!
lynette r yo in that bathroom agen asleep on da floor, dont make me get da hose bobby jnr!!!
a funny gal who is off her shoppin trolly
“hey lyz r u in ashworth yet”
“yar i am”

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