M-80

a small cylindrical explosive device containing pot-ssium perchlorate and aluminum, used to make lots of noise or destroy small objects.
here’s an m-80, let’s blow this sh-t up!!
a side fused illegal firecracker/salute.
usally contains 3grams of flashpowder.
m-80s go boom…………….
a type of firecracker that is quite effective in bothering local neighbors, family pets and of course, senior citizens.
after doug lit an m80 on the back porch, mr. jenkins was in need of a new pair of underpants.
m-80s were invented by the military long ago to simulate grenade explosions during training missions. soon they became extremely popular with the public, and were sold as large firecrackers. but the child protection act of 1966 made m-80s and cherry bombs illegal to manufacture in the united state
i blew my finger off playing with an m-80.
internet lingo for “matey”, a slang word for friend. not to be confused for a firework.
“here’s that firework video you requested”
“thx m80”
“no they’re just roman candles”
“u wot m80”
“uh, no m-80’s. did you get the right video?”
“fo sho m80”
“…okay whatever”
an explosive firework. was sold in the united states until the child protection act banned them in 1966 because of the large amount of injuries due to mishandling or stupidity. an m-80 is usually about 1-1/2″ x 9/16″ with the inside of the tube filled with flash powder. one m-80 can easily remove fingers or send particles into the eyes causing permanent blindness.
“dude, did you see that m-80 go off? it blew apart that entire mailbox!”

“i know i don’t have a hand anymore, i lit an m-80 in my hand and it just blew it clean off. i would give you the finger but i have none left.”
explosive device used by the residents of alabama to remove their own hands.
after i finish my pabst, i stepped out of the trailer and watched my brother/father blow his hand off with an m-80

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