m0scar
sinonimo de belleza y perfección, el rey de reyes de tuitah
todas quieren s-xo con m0scar
(@m0scar) nombre científico de la conocida enfermedad conocida como “síndrome de down”.
– doctor, ¿que le pasa a mi hijo? + señora, la culpa de que su hijo se haga llamar el “rey de trolles” es que padece la enfermedad de m0scar
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