Ma and Pa Kettle


an elderly couple that frustrates tailing automobiles by driving extremely carefully or slow, typically in an unp-ssable situation. also can be used in the singular, regarding only “ma” or “pa” or similar old fart, depending on the gender of said driver.
i was making good time on that off-road until i ran into ma and pa kettle going frickin’ 25 mph.

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