Maastricht Syndrome
the maastricht sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent s-xual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential s-x buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. the maastricht sydrome is named after a town in limburg in the netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. s-xual frustration is generally -ssociated with the maastricht syndrome.
i only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the maastricht syndrome!
don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the maastricht syndrome. try your luck somewhere else.
the good thing about the maastricht syndrome is that i don´t suffer from s-xually tranmitted infections!
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